If you’re so sure it won’t do it why can’t you say, “If it runs 9's out the box, holy shit that’s impressive!!”?

Nothing from the box for the 9 sec pass. No word on race gas used, which doesn’t mean anything to me. Let’s face it, if it did the pass on 93 you’d cry foul because they only have 91 in California.

I’m not giving my fucking paypal out to a lunatic on a car blog (same thing I told the guy who wanted to bet it was AWD).

This hole you’re digging is magnificent.

Why do people on Jalopnik keep trying to bet me about this car? I told a guy it would have matching skinnies that would replace the front drag radials, and that it wasn’t AWD, 2 weeks before that teaser.

“It won’t run 9's....but if it does uhh...It’s too expensive. Uhh...It won’t turn...uhhh...uhhhh nines are easy.”

Probably not. I’d suggest the Trackhawk which will be shown at New York as well.

You’re so pissed this thing is going to run 9's you can’t stand it.

In for “NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS CAR BUT I HAVE TO BE THE FIRST PERSON IN EVERY DEMON STORY TELLING YOU NOBODY CARES ABOUT IT. PS MERCEDES BOAT!”.

You are so fucking salty about this car. Holy shit.

They’re for skinnies up front.

I’ve never watched this Rob dude’s channel before. I just want to say:

Why do they keep calling this Namor movie “Aquaman”?

I see it on both sides. Maybe the majority are on the right?

Nah. Same truck. Different badge.

SUVs?? ALL GMs have an Amber DRL out. ALL OF THEM.

PLEASE do one of these on Explorer lift gate cracks!! I swear I see one daily.

It’s tragic.

It’s either:

Mopar already has a Drag pack that competes with the copo and Cobra jet.