Don’t eat Papa John’s. He’s still a racist, but he just wants to be less overt about it. It’s not for nothing that Nazi numbnuts chose his pizza

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

#MACtion

Other considered names:

In other words, you don’t know what you’re talking about

Whoof. Time to bet big against the Astros. That fucker is on tilt.

“You don’t have to warm up if you never cooled down”

They do this at every PPV I believe. Took my nephew to one of their PPVs and we got to keep the chairs. Had Brock Lesnar’s big sweaty face on it.

The new TLC match format SUCKS!!!

The Browns:Incompetence you can depend on.

was ahead of its time tbh

That first picture is giving me flashbacks:

and if the last few years have taught us anything, it’s that NFL front offices have a real strong grasp of QB evaluation

Doesn’t he know that the rules changed a few years back? Catchers aren’t allowed to defend home like that anymore.

This story has really humped the shark.

Telling Goku you’re a good guy doesn’t get you out of a fight with Goku. If Goku wants to fight you, he will put the entire universe at risk of erasure just to fight you.

Goodell’s downfall won’t be his general incompetence or his wildly inconsistent disciplinary edicts, but simply lending a compassionate, open ear to players’ protests over police brutality and systemic racism.

This entire ordeal is pretty complicated, but I’m glad that we can all find common ground in saying “fuck the Cowboys.”

Romo: Wow, at least Suh didn’t murder him, huh?

“Look at the almost look of shock in the eyes of Flacco.”