“Well James, he’s driven off a cliff and is now engulfed in flames”

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Drive in reverse

I honestly have no idea where that is.

Shame on you.

Multi-year contracts with no guaranteed money, allowing teams to cut players who become injured or old, with no penalty or payout?
SURE THING!
Seeing a doctor two more times in a six months span?
*Spit take*

Tanaka [in Japanese]: What is ‘baseball language?’

Meanwhile in the United States someone yells “9ers!” and stabs you.

I think the Cavs realize that at this point that the only way they’re gonna get back in this series is to beat the Warriors at their own game and start kicking some dicks.

I, along with everyone, cannot wait for Matt Barnes’ take on this.

If my state income tax math is right (it’s probably not, but I think it’s close), the real difference is more like $26 million, and that’s with one fewer year in San Antonio. Paul will probably still command a hefty salary four years from now, so I’m not sure he’d really lose that much in this move.

Alright, I’m confused. I thought you were supposed to throw the ball at someone on the other team when said team has wronged you. I can’t keep up.

Believe it or not, something very similar has happened before with the Dayton Dragons. Back in 2008, during a brawl with the Peoria Chiefs, a Chiefs pitcher threw a ball at the Dragons’ dugout but missed and struck a fan. That pitcher was arrested:

I’m not too surprised at how it all started, Siri has a reputation for talking back.

I never knew that Jeb’s name was an acronym until now. So now I’m wondering if GOB Bluth was just an elaborate way to throw some more shade on the Bush Family.

The trick is to drink a little bit everyday. Even if you don’t want to or your wife starts to cry.

FU.

“kind of a dick”.... Understatement of the century.

I love all of this. Crosby is a piece of shit.

I’m gonna be honest... it’s really hard to feel bad that the guys playing video games for a living don’t get a summer vacation.