Holy shit, Marc-Andre! Was he concussed, or lobotomized?

If the Caps lose this series, they should call it a day and send the Franchise to Canada or something.

Once capital has been raised, the Company will resume engineering, manufacturing, and sales and marketing efforts.

Shit, Eichel is savage.

The Bengals are really hoping the Browns cut him

Dude has a great story. From sleeping in classrooms, to being raised by his grandma where at times he had no bed. All the best to him.

“Had he gone to one of my bogus charter schools, he would have learned civility, politeness, and how to make Gucci purse knock-offs in a basement sweatshop for my benefit.”

I love how he goes from grandma to “get to the damn quarterback!”

Hey now, if the United States can be run by a drunk orangutan, so can Da Bears.

It’s Philly, of course they did.

Trying to out Brown the Browns.

To be fair, a billionaire owner having 0.1% of his net worth invested in a company that has 1% of its assets invested in a bankrupt casino company as part of a hundred various companies it’s invested in really *shouldn’t* be a story. The story is of course that the NFL are massive hypocrites on the issue, but I think…

Agree’d Tom! My solution was easy. I just stopped watching basketball.

For me, the issue with NJPW is much more than headbutts. As incredible as that Okada/Omega match was, there were so many moments when I yelped out in terror, in a completely macho fashion of course. I just don’t know how long Okada will be able to walk because those spots he keeps taking are insane.

A yacht or a micro? Because the yacht will make everyone happy.

I’d rather have a micro and a yacht than an average schlong and no yacht.

You missed the opportunity for a good Florida Man headline. For example:

What’s up with the Derek Zoolander attire?

No. They moved to Winnipeg.

Who would have thought Dwight Howard would not be the softest member of the Atlanta Hawks