? But this is about a woman that thinks she is owed being eaten out. There was no argument that guys are entitled to being blown. That she wants it only one way is her prerogative. But it also reflects that she's just a shitty person.

Waitwaitwait... Is this very short fan fiction or are you actually proposing that ISIS is a proxy army of (Europe? The US? Canada?) expressly intended to destroy Israel (who, in this science fiction, is protecting Western oil interests) and take over the Middle East to push the BRIC economies out of the economic…

You believe wrongly. We have almost no troops in Iraq, due to Obama's sticking to the withdrawal agreement Bush made. We have begun air missions over Iraq, not as a continuance of the war, but as a new fight against ISIS. Those missions are over Syria as well, with Assad's unspoken approval.

Sure, like any criticism of Israel is equated to anti-semitism.

"This reads as Islamophobiaphobia."

Here are some things to consider.

"What is unique to Islam though is its anti-secular views. The Catholic Church openly separates itself from politics AND even literally says not to interpret the Bible strictly verbatim."

I am implying that, yes. And yes so does the Bible, however not Christianity. The Pope himself disregards the Bible as a strict book of truth.

Are you implying that it literally commands the terrible violence and misogyny in the Koran?

Because I'd have to agree. (Although, so does Christianity...)

Any criticism of Islam: islamophobia

Islamophobia, as in fear of Islam is irrational. Funny because of all the cruelties and discriminiations that happen in its name. But hey, nothing to do with Islam ofcourse! It's just coincidence that 99% of all vile terrorists seek out Islam to justify their acts.

Nothing says "we done" like continuing to produce block texts of gibberish ranting. Seriously, I know you THINK you don't need your meds; all crazy people think that. You should probably get back on them, though.

Convince the Chinese middle class that python livers are a natural aphrodisiac. They'll be wiped out in a decade.

If alligator is any indicator of the gustatory pleasure to be derived from consuming reptile flesh,then all signs point to "Yes".

Sure.

Responsible reptile keepers don't live in Florida. The responsible response to living in Florida is to move somewhere that isn't Florida.

Or add a small, remotely controlled detonator and a blob of C4 to those radio transmitters. Release rabbits. Wait for rabbits to be eaten. Boom.

I feel like someone at the Syfy network is probably reading your suggestion and prepping a script as we speak...

It worked though. I went to their make safe happen website and it was full of good advise about how to add basic protections to my home. I have 18 month old triplets and there was a lot of stuff on there that was very useful, stuff that I never would have found had that add not knocked me on my ass.

Yep, talking about lawns and carwashes and pissy individual shit is a distraction.