You forgot when he referred to an Asian man as a slope LOL! Love that guy.

Losing Top Gear will cost the BBC a lot of money, and that's the bottom line. Clarkson may be a dinosaur, but he's a talented dinosaur, who makes beaucoup money for the Beeb. Worst case scenario, Top Gear goes to another network, Clarkson sues the BBC for buckets of pounds, and he ends up laughing all the way to the…

Grow a sense of humor and stop getting offended on others' behalf.

contrary he's well liked and he's shook up the automotive journalism. I myself and many others like it. Rock on Mr. Clarkson. However people who do not like it are the the bosses at places like VW and other markets they do not like the exposure he's given them and their brands so Im sure there has been a push to get…

You just need to say you have to "go to the bathroom", take the test with you, climb out the window, hire 3-4 people to beat up the maker of the test and burn all the other copies and the machines that make them, and then rename the test after yourself and submit it to him.

since the douche nozz ripped off tesla that means i can have a cheat sheet right?

less a heritage sport, than it is pest control. I can't imagine being that proud of killing a feral pig.

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

John Oliver is doing a damn good job over on HBO. I mean, that show is SO good!

There will be a special GPS system for the Riches that compensates. The Poors will have to do with a variation that still directs them to the LOLJK addresses.

Word. The holidays are totally "amateur hour".

My rule is just to never be the drunkest person at the party. If there's someone more out of hand than you: buy them a shot*. Monday's stories won't even gloss over your level of inebriation.

For real, all of these tips are just bogus. Drink to get a good solid buzz, then maintain.

You could, you'd just have a lot less fun.

This post is all wrong. The best way to drink at the holiday party and keep your shit together is to practice drinking regularly. It's the 10,000 hour rule, basically.

All these other people are being polite. I will not be.

Well you sir can go fuck yourself. If you don't like the tourists at a tourist attraction, don't fucking live near it. And your thinly veiled threat about murdering tourists is absolutely disgusting. YOU can't control the flow of the public on public grounds, nor do you have the right to.

But he's a "premium" passenger! Everything should cater to his schedule.

I am premium.