Somebody spent way too much time on that.

The microphone adds thirty minutes to his timetable. It's like a camera and the ten pounds, only premium.

I was under the impression that pilots needed to know what weight they were trying to float through the sky. More weight = more fuel= more weight. Sounds like an hours worth of math to me, fueling aside. Maybe you fly on planes that don't have weight limits/fees on excess baggage?

Won't somebody please think of the premiums?

That's right Barbara, my friend Denise bought a new Mercedes!

The article says he is not the target, so come down off the cross. They are going after Icahn, a guy who has pissed a lot of wealthy people off.

I doubt this has anything to do with Phil, other than any information he might give up. Icahn is the target here, the guy has pissed off a lot of powerful people with his "activist investing". This isn't about taxes or Obama, this is about a guy who tries to tell a behemoth like Apple how to run it's business and…