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And once again all the other shithole states lean back, take a long drag on their cigarettes, and breathe a sigh of “Thank God for Mississippi” as it once again keeps them all off the bottom place ranking in Murica’s stupid list.

Why are crackers so psychotic about proving what crackers they are?

If they’d done this in a 1969 Dodge Charger, you’d be flipping your shit right now.

hopefully they will be able to bring down a bunch of fake-health professionals that are trying to demonize a bunch of food and spread a ton of misinformation, just so they can sell more products they are affiliated with.

Looking at you Bobby-approved.

Except that the particular med being discussed has legitimate uses. 

Stanley is replacing a car for someone that purchased a travel cup from them. State Farm won’t even pay someone that has an insurance policy with them

I tried this once, I didn’t like that the hose which was pretty dirty, was dragging across my car’s paint. So unless I’m in a car where I can get the hose around without going over the car, I generally avoid this. In my minivan this is impossible.   Costco stations have a diagram where the hose magically “flies” over

They know. They’re fine with it.

You’re a US Senator”

You would have to pay me to get on one of those lawless floating diarrhea factories.

This is exactly why I recently bought a new Accord. Lightly used ones were listed for higher than the new MSRP. Sure, I probably could have bargained a used one down to a few thousand below MSRP, but then I get a year older car, with 8000 miles on it and a prefarted seat. I would also have paid more for the Hondacare

I see moderate mileage Rav4 models being sold used for higher than, or almost new prices. Not worth saving $800 or so buying a car with 40,000 miles on it.

People still believe these things.

The Toyota Sienna should be the poster child for retained value. My 2021 XSE with 15K miles appears to be worth 5K more than what I paid new.

I can assure you that even in my area, Enterprise IT, the customers know FAR more than the sale dudes do. That is why our sales dudes are actually titled “Customer Relationship Managers”. We have OTHER people in different roles who handle the technical end of things.

One of life’s greatest mysteries is how little car salespeople know about the products they sell.

“I felt like I knew more than they did,” Richards said.

“What’s the sitch?”

‘Hello, I’m Martin Brundle. Please look at me. Dear God, won’t someone just look at me?!’

Quite odd how he wasn’t all bent out of shape this time because it was a white guy razzing him and not a black woman.