There it is. You fucking nailed the breastaurant experience. 

I was a busboy at a knock-off Hooters chain called Fricker’s when I was first living on my own at 18. Can you imagine that back in the early 2000's one could afford to live in a tiny one bedroom apartment in a terrible neighborhood in Cincinnati on a busboys’ salary?

My brain automatically read that in Rodney Dangerfield’s voice.

If I wanted mediocre food served by disinterested women I’d get back with my exes. 

“Hooters is still strategizing its expansion. It has set up multiple new locations in a very particular type of locale: retirement communities.”

Despite being a prolific user of Nexusmods I had no idea this was going on; there’s nothing on the front page at this point and you kinda just filter adult mods in your preferences. I hope Nexus makes tangible action on this; it might not be against their ToS currently but they do depend on the goodwill of Bethesda. It…

Once it’s open, it’ll last up to a year.

Fundamentally we need to define whether these spaces are a public good, or a private one. I for one celebrated Donald Trump’s elimination from Twitter before the Muskrat era. But if they suspend him for a violation of EULA/T&C, then shouldn’t also it be allowed to suspend sex workers?

I’m a liberal and actually agree with you. Sex workers are free to sex work, but no social media company is required to host their content. Private companies don’t owe them, you, or I anything.

Liberals when it comes to censoring conservatives: The 1st amendment doesn’t apply to private conpanies! They don’t owe you a platform!

Regarding political stickers and “trump trucks:”

“In a move that was a first for the park, a reservation system was implemented and it did help to limit the number of people getting into the park. But it turned out to be a headache: People were showing up trying to get in and arguing that they weren’t aware they needed a reservation; others went to local businesses…

Maybe it should be “Bloatlopnik.” Cruise ships are worse than full size trucks. And worse for the environment.

My neighbor growing up had a Jag E-Type Series I 2+2 coupe and he’d take me to car shows in it with my dad and a shocking number of boomers thought it was custom and they only came in convertible form.

how are the 400 women and children locked in the bowls of a capsized trawler the greek coast guard likely caused doing again? Who give a fiddlers fuck over the 5 darwin award recipients time of death. 

I love them, but I could absolutely see why people wouldn’t like them.  Raw tomatoes/onions.  Hot peppers.  Big dill pickle spear.  Messy.

And in news getting significantly less coverage:

“From a private collector’s car fault. Wait til you hear the unbelievable story.”

Makes sense that an evil Kryptonian would feel that way

I love them, have had it once and I want more.