They also buy higher protein “Manitoba” wheat from Canada for pizza and breadmaking.

I had the most beautifully prepared handmade orecchiette from a nonna in Bari while travelling after college. Struck up a convo with a local guy in a bar about traditional Italian foods and he invited me over to his house for his nonna’s cooking and to see her pasta which she sold out of her home. Not commercially,…

I like vibrant colors. Lots of saturation and they really pop. Even the colors they do have are muted and washed out, and skip the greyscale choices for me. I rarely care about resale when picking a color from new, having my car stand out in a parking lot of sad beige/grey boxes as a happy blue box makes me happy.

Another Central American hot sauce similar to Marie Sharps I love is D’Elidas. I was turned onto it by a Panamanian friend and it is scrumptious. Hot but not blow your back door open, and a great flavor. 

Please succinctly explain the tenants of communism. If it’s any less than geopolitical scholar I’m going to give you a wedgie.

Listen here buddy, I’ll have you know it uses Cyclonic Venturi Bernoulli energy to positronically accelerate the electrons into a vortex, thereby passively capturing the potential energy of the electrons rolling downhill.

Absolutely braindead take. You know what keeps Porsche afloat and making GT3? Cayennes and Macans.

As a frequent business traveler, in my younger days before I got decent status I was subject to my companies policy of only booking midsize or below. Which meant I got to enjoy a panoply of turd spec rentals. The worst was the Nissan Versa.

I’m washing my hands 200ft from a fucking stream in order to follow LNT principles and these chucklefucks are driving a leaky ass Jeep through it. 

I guess Freaknik moved to the suburbs.

Sounds like a bunch of business dinosaurs gonna experience an extinction event when the asteroid hits. 

He even had the patented, “Gotttttt dammmmnnnnnn” of Boss Hogg. 

Dude it’s the internet, I’ve been trolling you on my bathroom visits all morning. U got so pressed. 

Now we three sitting on a plane with our day ruined by a flight. Me, you and the baby.

Call me Petty White. You fuck up my day, I fuck up your day. 

I’ll be the one kicking the back of your seat till they shut up then. Enjoy that. 

I expect them to try and give a shit. 

Well what about parents who do fuck all, throw an iPad at their kid they aren’t interested in, or zone out on their own phone with headphones while their child is squalling?

You either pay for first/private or stop complaining when you’re riding the sky bus for like 10c/mile. 

All good drivers have great crew chiefs/teams. You think Schumacher could have won that much without Ross Brawn and Jean Todt? Lewis without Toto Wolff is not the same either.