illinoisgoblinbandit
IllinoisGoblinBandit
illinoisgoblinbandit

When perhaps a future generation of your family leaves the scarcity mindset and has a few generations of surplus, then one can start appreciating the finer things in life. Real interior design and architecture, going to the “right” schools, belonging to the “right” clubs, collecting art (fine art, antiques, watches,

Black Panther 2 sucked. A decent performance in a pretty bad movie. Chadwick was clearly missed because no one else could carry that dog. 

First date should always be not a meal. I’m not getting stuck for 2 hours if you suck. Coffee and walk around a park and I was able to tell if they were worth date #2 in my single days. My wife and I still go to the museum and redo our first date of walking around and cracking jokes about the exhibits on an at least

9th gen Impala SS, drove like absolute garbagio had the LS4 in it. 

Like why fuck 2nd purchasers? Fuck the guy who was scalping it if you hate resellers. 

Put her under the jail. I’m ready for white collar criminals to start dealing with mandatory minimum sentencing. They cause more collective damage than the guy slinging crack on the street corner. For every million dollars of fraud perpetrated, you get a year. 

This needs a Hennessey blown V8 to stunt on the poors. BRRRRaaaaaaapppppttttooorrrrrr with the right exhaust. 

I’m getting Citroen DS in it, and that’s not a bad thing if you like quirky French women. 

Well considering the absolute mouth breathers they hired out of my HS class, I’m not surprised. A few were so dumb they couldn’t get a high enough ASVAB to join an infantry MOS. The only one I respect is a girl who is a bike cop in Chicago who does mostly community outreach stuff, and she joined after college to make

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL FAFO

These kind of cars fit probably 75-80% of all use cases for the average urban/suburban/exurban commuter but people act like we’re ripping the farm trucks out of their hands because they’re the one guy who tows horses for 2000 miles a week. 

Like any lawyer, I want 30%. 

I could see an AI being trained like a paralegal. You have the overworked public defender, but now they are armed with reams of succinct info, and case law pulled for them relating to the case at hand. Possibly a summary of the case, all relevant info and then the linked precedents.

My parents split their time between the suburban home I grew up in and the 49th floor condo they bought when they stopped having to pay for two kids in college. One works from home and the other in downtown so they spend Sun night-Fri day at the condo, and the weekend at the house. Helps cut down on commuting, they go

Those three have all the charisma and charm of a wet box.