Can you accidentally on purpose run into my wife and have a discussion with her about how to properly load the dishwasher? I’ve given up saying anything because it’s not worth the fight, but it makes me cry on the inside.

It doesn’t “blame” Stanton for anything. It says that the Cardinals tried to get Stanton to come to St. Louis, and he refused. That is an accurate statement.

Agreed. This is threefold for the Cardinals: inform their fans, create a high bar for any rival that offers for Stanton, and force the the Marlins to thinking about trading Yellich or Ozuna.

I realize Deadspin loves shitting on the Cardinals and I’m wasting keyboard strokes, but this statement is not passive-aggressive in any way, and is just a communication of fact to Cardinal fans that Stanton is not coming.

Isn’t this what the PLAYERS collectively bargained for to benefit the existing players??? Didn’t Manfred want a different international system but the players said no way? If I am remembering correctly, it hardly seems right to put this on Manfred.

First off, this is Ohtani we’re talking about. Dude doesn’t care about anything but baseball. He could have waited 2 years and got paid the 200 million. He didn’t want to, he could have lived a very good life in Japan as is, he didn’t.. he lived in a very spartan flat with no flashy stuff. Dude is 100% baseball…

This is a collectively bargained rule. Half of Deadspin loves unions. The other half doesn’t like what the actually do when negotiating with management.

Yeah Lindsey, that’s how it always works, no one in the past has ever gone to the Olympics saying they represent the US president.

Happy?

I think it is the situation in which it is used, and made worse by the fact that the phrase is “inmates running the asylum”, not “prison”.

“Laughing in my office now, and thanks to the engineering wizards at Hermann Miller, I can laugh all I like without disturbing my neighbors’ productivity!”

Good to see you on Kinja, Mr. Rovell.

I too, prefer “The Adventures of Oscar Mayer and His Totally Delicious and Not At All Dangerous Sausages” to the “The Jungle”

The whole part of roasting marshmallows is to get it good and flaming so you can fling the flaming sugar fireball at your brother while “putting it out” and then plausibly deny to your parents that it was done on purpose. You’re not supposed to actually eat that garbage.

She called her a girl because he perceived she was acting immature. Just like a women would call some guy acting immature a boy. Fucking christ.

I heard he even referred to the men as “guys”. What an asshole!

Vice makes employees sign a “Non-Traditional Workplace Agreement” with very similar language:

I’ve lived 42 years and never once have I voted nor has a president affected any part of my life. Other than your irrational fears, and hurt feelings can you name 1 way Trump has affected your life in any way? Live your life and stop crying about something that has 0 affect on your life.

I use to joke at the skinny jeans style. Now the majority of my jeans are skinny...guess the jokes on me now LOL

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