even gets hit in the fucking face the right way

On the Mark Harmon Trapezoid of Surprise Theory, this ranks somewhere between a level 3 2008 Patriots Super Bowl loss and a level 4 Leonardo…

Your opening points couldn't be much less accurate. Norv Turner has always called his fair share of deep plays. Last year, Rivers was mid-pack in pct. of attempts that were targeted downfield. This year, that number is exactly the same for Rivers (20 pct.). Meanwhile, the Turner-led Browns QBs are throwing the…

"They've been playing this game over here longer than people have been playing the piano."

Really, Rick? A tomahawk jam? SMH

Remember When We Had Classy Coaches At Nebraska, That Just Let Players Rape Women Instead of Cursing Fans Like Some Kind Of Classless Monster

But this case could have happened almost anywhere. It was easy for many to disparage Steubenville due to being small and football-centric, and those factors played a role in how the adults involved wanted to cover up the crime; however, rape culture is not a problem only Steubenville faces and to say it's that town's…

Eddie Harris - 8 2/3 innings pitched, 8 hits, 2 ER - gets the ND

They also saved a shit-ton when they quit flying to games and started carpooling. Saved 15% on insurance too.

Sorry, Barry, but this isn't even close to being the Astros' most profitable year ever.

"Ha! You call that ruining a mock draft?!"

He just described why. Because Goodell has actual leverage over ESPN, something he doesn't really have over the other networks. ESPN is extremely dependent on being able to cover the NFL and the NFL has a high degree of control over what sort of access ESPN can get to footage & athletes.

League of Denial is also the nickname of the girl's Freshman dorms at BYU.

GORILLA PLAY DEFENSE (Alone, guarding the 9th and only 9th person to touch the ball...)

Clara Lee made me grow an Incheon or two.

I haven't seen a shot to the face that powerful since 30 minutes ago when I was watching a clip of Sascha Grey.

The biggest problem with the 15-pitch-out guy is that since the opposing pitcher knows he's going to just keep hitting fouls, he can just lob the ball up to the plate. If you're not throwing hard, those 15 pitches will feel like almost nothing, in terms of total pitch count.

This was incredibly well written, Wayne, but I feel like it's missing something. I'd suggest shoehorning some lazy pop culture references and footnotes into your piece.

Yep, these are my readers.

just finished up writing "uncle tom's cabin" #hartfordlife