Railroading a very popular candidate for an unelectable candidate in the primaries and people protest voting is how we got Trump for President.

Stolen donkey is fastest kind.

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

But I just signed a 22 year loan on my 2017 Ford Megazord with the whale penis laser sword package, and I only work one day a week as a contracted honeybee de-winger. There’s no way I’ll be able to make the payments and still get bi-weekly goat yoga-puncture if gas goes up to $3.00 a gallon.

It’s all the government…