Wait. Wait. Ignoring everything else, if dinosaurs existed 6000 years ago, but were wiped out by the flood, why are they on the ark? Wasn't the point to save everything on it?

Honestly they should just fill up NYC with statues of Marvel characters.

you can’t patent a concept - the “smartphone”. You have to actually patent an invention. The invention illustrated above is very different than the iphone.

How dare he choose to build a wall around his property. I’m sure if he just had a waist-high white picket fence, that would totally work out well for him.

Weirdly enough, that’s like saying “Bloody Mary” in the mirror from our youth to me now. I can’t say “Computer: End Program” aloud. I’ve actually tried to psych myself into doing it. Nope. My brain knows something I don’t, I’m sure of it.

Thank you for your analysis, “more qualified than experts-internet commenter.”

I doubt the reality will be as harsh as critics are predicting. And the markets always have knee-jerk reactions. I’ve been trying to read the less panic ridden stories.

Sometimes people deserve what they get. If the majority voted for it and it turns to shit, they deserve it. Just like if somehow Trump gets voted into office, we all deserve what we having coming.

She was probably trying to wait for the rain to stop. She was under an awning and not getting directly rained on.

In a lot of cases I’m seeing used hardbacks going for much less than the ebook. Then it all depends on how long you can wait for gratification.

I was hoping for a list of all of the characters killed in the Suicide Squad comics, and an explanation of who they are and how they died.

You made me look. Argh.

I think you could find something amazing and beautiful in just about every state of the union, except of course Iowa, Nebraska or Oklahoma. You will find nothing of any redeeming value there.

Ooh, they should do it like Japanese theater — have black-clad “invisible” stagehands running around operating puppet owls, carrying “levitating” objects, etc. Then, once the audience has gotten used to pretending the stagehands aren’t there, have one of them reveal themselves to be a character who’s been using an…

This is the bane of my existence. I have to use subtitles cause reasons, but I also miss stuff going on at the same time. They need to add something <boobs> in the subtitles so I know when to look up again.

I think it’s time for all nations that want to participate in the Olympics to pony up a few dollars, euros, pounds, shekels, rupees, etc. and give them to Greece, where a permanent dedicated Olympic Village will be built. Greece has no money, but they can donate land. Building it will help the Greek economy. (Why…

Pro tip: If a voice is telling you to do something you feel 100 percent comfortable doing that also makes your life easier, it’s not likely to be God.

I always knew god hated socialists.