“Party Of Family Values”.

Just grab them by the lever. If you are a racing star, they’d let you do anything.

The headlines for these articles need to call out the institutions, not the NCAA. It’s Akron that’s acting like a bunch of pricks. NCAA is just the fall guy for the real criminals.

Because that’s exactly what he and Ben thought was happening. 

Is it that hard to imagine Donald Trump (and Roethlisberger) treating her like she was available to be passed around like a bowl of nuts?

Why do I get the vibe of President Little Mushroom thinking he was pimping her out to Big Ben? 

Sounds like wannabe edgy garbage

“Listen I just bought a billion dollar franchise, did you expect me to look into the man who is CEO and president?”
I mean...Fucking probably!

“GET IN THE HOLE!”

I look forward to Peter Berg-directed Mark Wahlberg cop film, where Mark begins the movie proclaiming that these dudes are messing with the wrong fucking city, and then concludes in the Spider Man pointing meme as he finally confronts the banner holders.

This is truly the Sisyphean struggle of our times. 

At what point do you think he got concerned that he’s actually been diagnosed with a terminal illness and this was all an elaborate ruse to make his wish of hitting a MLB Home Run come true?

A car that isn’t in a crash costs nothing to repair.

Fuck it, just trade him to the Patriots for a conditional 2023 6th round pick and get it over with.

She has a terrible husband, yes, but maybe she loves him.

I feel like some people wouldn’t be satisfied unless Harriet Tubman herself was playing the role.

Thank you--all the gatekeeping is really becoming absurd. 

This idea of “role purity” has reached farcical proportions.

Oh for fuck’s sake. The whole politically correct casting thing is reaching epic levels of bullshit and idiocy. Disprespectful? It’s called acting. The whole point of acting and playing a character is to portray someone else. Pretty soon the diversity nazis will start demanding that actors playing a role have the…

she is an ultra-conservative evangelical Christian