she is an ultra-conservative evangelical Christian

You can’t “steal” a QBing job. You win it through hard work. It’s not like it’s a crab leg.

Nice to see a Harvard kid finally get a shot.

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

It’s not an Odell Beckham catch until a random woman films you in bed doing cocaine.

Well at least we know Brady’s not gonna get sunburned.

I continue to be astounded that people do either of those things, no matter the speed. 

We should find out by tomorrow which team’s the most eager to give it to him.

It usually just means sodomy in a state where it’s still technically illegal (though seldom prosecuted) or is classified as illegal because of the age of the victim. Also while commonly the word sodomy means anal sex, in legal use it can also refer to oral sex.

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

Swift's stalker is a "he needed killing" defense in the making.

If Justin Bieber stops being a Canadian citizen and becomes an American citizen, the average IQ of both countries will go up.

Can you state, specifically, what in Giri’s take you object to?  Because it seems like you didn’t read all that closely.  But I’d like to give you a chance to put your finger on it.

Nah, this is useful, applicable advice.

Stole this idea from Ronnie WooWoo, who revolutionized never taking off his Cubs uniform to be able to get away from angry homeowners finding him passed out on their stoops, without having to get game ready first. Every second counts .

Good move, keeping their options open to choose whoever turns out to be a sexual harasser or racist. Really, it’s showrunner best practices at this point.

Seriously with this question? The sign doesn’t mean you check the phone at the coat check. If your phone rings (or vibrates) get up from the table and take the call outside. Which is exactly what you should do even without a damn sign on the door

The results are what you’d expect. The M5, with its all-wheel drive beats the Demon in a straight-line drag race.

Don’t forget

Imagine if more of them were literate!