“There ain’t no North Pole, thus there ain’t no Christmas”

Which would further justify the belief ESPN is nothing more than shills for professional sports owners and commissioners. Manfred is rapidly approaching Goodell status in terms of the inability to handle interpersonal relationships. First off, whoever made the decision to have him appear on Dan’s show should be fired.…

That’s like saying the existence of bars prevents anyone from drinking at home. as an addict myself I can tell you if I could do my drugs now or wait until I had driven someplace I’d choose to do it now everytime.

Counter point. No one should give a shit about this woman good or bad. Kardashin level why do people give a fucccck?

Come out of the shadows troll.

Raising the shields usually stops the Klingons

Thanks, but I’ll stick with my kettle corn workout.

I heard they arrived on the Bang Bus.

I really didn’t want to vote for Erdogan, but I just couldn’t overlook Hillary’s e-mails.

Don’t be. This is part and parcel of what a smart commissioner does. Jeter and the owners are getting murdered in the press so Manfred will try to deflect some of that his way. Gary Bettman basically made this an artform, letting every stupid “How come you hate Canada” question come his way from all the radio hosts up…

This is one profoundly moronic take.

I would pay full price for a WSJ subscription if they HIRE HAMILTON NOLAN FOR THIS JOB!

This anecdote sure does not make it seem like hordes of European clubs were clamoring to sign LiAngelo and LaMelo!

Yeah, exactly. I think of David Tracy’s posts as a snuff film that takes about 5 years to unfold. I’m genuinely worried for him.

Pitbull has better range.

Cars keep trending larger

The past few years we’ve enjoyed doing the circle of life thing with our cut tree. This is definitely because I am a very fancy and superior person and not because for one hundred American dollars here in Mexico that damn tree better do everything but thread my brows.

Pretty sure you just won.

I had a four and a half foot tall fir in a tub for twelve years. Once a year I would prune its roots and repot it, a la bonsais. It spent eleven months of the year outside, and was brought in for the month of December.

We can only hope that Tony Romo will be calling the game, predicting when the player’s breathing stops, when brain death occurs, and what the flower arrangements will look like at the wake, all while the player is still lined up before the snap.