Oh, sure, now he stands

If a Jeep is so far gone that even YOU entertain the thought that it’s not worth keeping, it’s time to let it go. Strip what little you want to keep from it, and then load it up on your friend’s trailer to get a few bucks from the scrap dealer. This Jeep has provided more than enough story fodder and memories to be…

“First rule is to make sure your opponents are the ones playing checkers while you play chess”

- Lavar Ball, while staring at a backgammon board

I don’t think they believe Doug Jones wants to kill all babies, so much as they want to make Alabama voters believe it.

“But what about all the Jews that Hitler didn’t kill!”

“What about all the people Roy Moore hasn’t molested!?!”

It’s AFC North football, it’s smashmouth, it’s brutal, it’s old school.

I started this season hating the arbitrariness of the college targeting rule. By the end of the college season, having watched enough NFL games, I’m fully on board with the college targeting rule.

This was the quintessential “we’re all going to burn in hell for liking football” game.

They owe her an anthroapology.

Final stats. Zero games. One steal.

Alternate headline:

first season prediction: they maximize myriad robust synergies whilst simultaneously leveraging pre-existing yet forward looking infrastructure methodologies. also, lose a lot.

Might get the oil stains out of the carpet from last time

John Fox then proceeded to challenge the field goal, arguing that it was, in fact, a 49ers touchdown.

Kicker revenge game, the Bears season somehow got more sad.

+1 That’s Gould, Jerry! Gould!

Revenge is a dish best served Gould.

They are the last people responsible for “aiding and abetting a predator’s career.” Behind producers, agents, and entire studios that actually, verifiably enable predators.