In an email to Jezebel, Trump campaign spokesperson Jason Miller

It was the 2nd Daley, actually.

Can Republican women even vote????

This video is ancient man.

Yeah! Fuck Science!

Third eye open, well done.

Ghostbusters was SO GOOD! During the big final battle scene, there’s a shot of Kate McKinnon running in slo-mo toward a bunch of ghosts, guns drawn, and the Ghostbusters theme song is blasting while she does it. For the first time in my life, I felt what I imagine little boys feel at superhero movies. “That could be…

also i haven’t recovered from this yet

She means the cops.

I felt really guilty voting for the bear who ate the monkey but deep down I knew it was the right choice.... It’s like picking Adrian Peterson 1st overall in fantasy.

So expressing a desire to physically harm a child under your care and calling them fucking idiots is totes cool?

Klay Thompson and Steph Curry were not the same sharpshooters after Harambe was killed.

Several anti-vax organizations have been pooling their collective intellectual powers

On purely aesthetic terms, it’s Kingsley. Obviously. I can’t help but laugh when I see him.

I can’t believe that in a world as (comparatively) progressive and enlightened as ours

They spelled this asshole’s name wrong in the article! It’s Persky, not Perksy. I just want to make sure that anyone who googles him will get this article, but I’m a lowly grey.

the most beloved sports team in chicago history.... nomination denied.

Dear IOC,

Think of it this way...this is an unusual story, people were punished for harming this girl, and the general consensus of people reading about it is one of disgust. That was not always the case. That is not the case in some parts of the world right now. Things are getting better, but slowly.

Busch did 9/11.