shouldn’t he play for the Nerlens Pelicans?

That last broom swipe was more clutch than Edelman’s catch.

“Pancakes, Divorce, Pancakes” is one of the funniest episodes of TV I’ve ever seen. It’s so beautifully brutal and absurd, and I’m beginning to laugh just thinking about it. This show is underappreciated, to say the least. 

Gawker was good. This is great.

He would have made Trump a living joke every night. He wouldn’t have been the nominee.

all I feel is a deep sadness for the human species. we are doomed. we will eat ourselves. the flies and worms will rule the earth for a trillion years after we are gone. they deserve the victory. we deserve our crushing demise.

Slenderman got game.

how do I follow The Root on kinja? It seems there was a change recently an I’m not seeing the “follow” option that used to appear at the top of the pages in kinja....

More than half of the kingdom’s citizens are under 25

This 90 million number is somewhat real, if you don’t care about any other facts whatsoever. 93.8 million is the number of people over 16 who don’t have a job. This includes every college student, retiree, and disabled person. So, I guess if we want to live in the world of One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich, these…

1. The latter.

I loved the Clayfighter games on the N64, and I had both of them, including the rare Sculptor’s Cut; probably bought it used from a Blockbuster. The additional characters made it even better; you could fight Boogerman with Santa Claus! Too bad I didn’t hold on to it...

Damn, I’ve never seen Precious, but that clip is some of the finest acting I have ever seen. All three of those women are just crushing it. With no context I was crying watching that. Amazing.

I am very conflicted on this argument, and I’m sure I didn’t state it very eloquently, and yes this argument sounds transitive to poor communities everywhere and I don’t like that about it. I’m just tired of all of these pieces I’ve seen today telling people who moved to cities, who understand a great deal about…

this quote could also be “I have not adequately prepared myself to be competitive in the contemporary job market!” At what point do we have to point the finger back at these people? So much writing about these small towns and how the “elites” need to understand their position. Things are changing in this country and…

Pence is so fucking stoked though. He fell ass-backwards into being Dick Cheney, but without a lesbian daughter he has to pretend not to despise.

the “giant douche vs turd sandwich” mentality that this show has created contributed directly to the results of this election. I’m sure Matt and Trey despise Trump, but they have to realize that many of his supporters love their show, and interpret the message to suit their own beliefs.  

Let’s remember some Cubs

Gawker.

I definitely do not claim to watch every Cleveland Indians game, but I was under the impression that they had done away with Chief Wahoo. I hadn’t noticed him in any official presence in a couple of years, and thought that the team had fully transitioned to the red “C” caps. Imagine my surprise to see the classic…