Why is this on Jezebel?

I agree with all of this and have no answers to these questions. All I know is the emptiness I felt as I laughed along with this film...

“you are appreciated.” RIP

this is correct.

Would you protest me? I’d protest me. I’d protest me so hard.

He’s taking his talents to south bitch. (im so sorry)

This is a cry for help.

So this is what the Deadspin staff talk about all day...

not even a very good Target.

this

this.

This.

This!

THIS!

oh man, someone is roughly 25-31 years old.....

“Islam is traced patrilineally. I am a Muslim if my father is Muslim. In that sense, it is undeniable that Barack Obama was born a Muslim,” said Michael Rooney, a respiratory therapist. “It is true that [Obama] now identifies as a Christian in the same sense that Bruce Jenner identifies as a woman.”

YASSSSS QUEENS, SLAAAAYYYYYY

Jet fuel doesn’t melt real C.R.E.A.M.