So this is what the Deadspin staff talk about all day...

not even a very good Target.

this

this.

This.

This!

THIS!

oh man, someone is roughly 25-31 years old.....

“Islam is traced patrilineally. I am a Muslim if my father is Muslim. In that sense, it is undeniable that Barack Obama was born a Muslim,” said Michael Rooney, a respiratory therapist. “It is true that [Obama] now identifies as a Christian in the same sense that Bruce Jenner identifies as a woman.”

YASSSSS QUEENS, SLAAAAYYYYYY

Jet fuel doesn’t melt real C.R.E.A.M.

If found guilty, Van Dyke could face 20 years to life in prison.

I started surfing imgur about a year ago, mainly because it is a fantastic source of puppy gifs. But every day that I’m on there I’m met with a seething torrent of hate for black people, women, fat people, and especially fat women, all masquerading as “comedy”. Imgur tries to portray itself as this quirky little…

THESE WHITE TEARS GIVE ME THE LIFE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS

As someone who has listened to every episode, Petty Tyrant is absolutely the best episode of TAL. I relisten to it every year or so and it always fills me with an impending sense of dread, something this show is very capable of doing. Just listen to any of the multitude of episodes on the Afghanistan/Iraq wars and try…

12 oz mouse is genius; I’m still trying to figure out its deeper lore. There’s something big happening there, but with all the squealing rodents and eyeball puns it’s hard to suss out.

Every time his name comes up I think of this. If nothing else The Soup deserves a medal for that.