This is the kind of filthy hot take I’m looking for.

Well with that attitude

And that has exactly shit-all to do with whether a private company gets to say, “Take your fucking business elsewhere you Nazi shitheads.” The Internet is not a public space. It is not an American space. And there is a vast difference between, “I am not allowed to curtail your life and liberty for saying this” and…

Oh my sweet baby JC......

Bwahahahahah I’m supposed to believe this crooked faced, snot nosed miscreant is superior to me?! Yeah, no.

Reporter: “Are you, as the President, going to visit Charlottesville, as a show of support during their time of need?”

President: “You know I own a house in Charlottesville. In fact it isn’t a house it is a winery. In fact it isn’t just a winery it is the largest winery in the USA.”

And people were worried Trump…

I will kick you in the chest

You know what? This will decimate all, after, you put about fifteen grand in it or more. If we have to, overnight parts from Japan.

Dude.

So, the uniform for Vanguard America is the same as my copier repairman?

We’re useless because we won’t hop on their boners and keep having opinions of our own. Because, you see, the world OWES them and isn’t following through. It’s never THEIR fault.

Antifa has been a term that I have heard for many, many years. Might just be growing up with working-class Socialist ideologues. Thirty-some years ago we had Antifa skinheads clashing with neo-Nazi scumcunt skinheads at every concert I went to in the hardcore scene. Original skinheads were 100% Antifa culture, working…

Whatever. It’ll be the most badass flag waving white protecting small government double fortified turret dog army fence this nation has ever seen. Fuckin’ terrorists try to get through? Dogs. Turrets. Missiles. Bio-weapons. Nuclear arsenal. Space lasers. You liberal babies probably didn’t even know about the space…

For those of you too young to recognize the impotent dread you’re feeling: Welcome to Cold War Fear Redux. Yes, you’re going to feel this all the time now. No, there’s no refuge.

he doesn’t look like his liver’s been pickled Darth Vader unmasked.

I wish one of the rap kids would make a song about objections to the police. They could even include the F word if you ask me.

Dark market web sounds like a store that sells bespoke Victorian gothic home furnishings.

I mean, what else could you possibly do, when you’re jonesin’ for your fix of that Limp Bizkit mix?

That’s not a collection. Not a proper one, anyway. What it is is much, much darker.