Hey jerks, Laura Dern is confirmed for season three of Twin Peaks.

*waves hand, hides awkwardly behind table*

Clearly you're afraid of intimacy.

That would be a huge problem.

It's context-sensitive, like your mom.

Avatar/comment synergy achieved.

You should probably use Tor browser for that.

What the fuck is he wearing?

"The Reckoning".

Biafra once turned his back to me when I segued from talking to him like a person to talking to him like a fan. It bugged me at the time, but he was right and I was wrong.

Outside of census-taking and municipal bureaucracies, there's no meaningful sense in which Vancouver is "eighth largest".

Business brunch at Paul F Tompkins' house.

Meanwhile, invest in lemon futures.

I do not understand.

I think you're giving the show far, far too much credit.

Obviously this review focused mostly on the structural issues of the writing

Don't write one word.

You and I are very different people.

Sound all the lofty instruments of war,
And by that music let us all embrace;
For, heaven to earth, some of us never shall
A second time do such a courtesy.

CANCEL FRANKO!