A lot of legitimately clever people I follow on twitter hated it, like, hated.

And this… is a cactus.

Twelve rainbow trout.

Tom Hanks is gonna make this place smell like cookies.

Light of my life, fire of my loins…

We call that "getting McCanned" now.

I read the source article, though, and it's another "they heard" situation.

Well, "it's screamingly obvious" isn't the same thing as "it's been confirmed". I'm guessing the lack of AVC article may relate to that.

Since I'm now in my 40s/dadbod phase of life, I will vote to support this.

It's a fun thing to have available after watching the theatrical cut.

Val being pregnant was a big part of the season five finale, of course.

Annie's been living in this town for about fifteen minutes!

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I hope you're wearing those flame-retardant socks I bought you.

PAULA DEEN'S A MOTHAFUCKIN RACIST
MAKES FOOD, AND SAYS "LET'S TASTE THIS"

PAULA DEEN'S A MOTHAFUCKIN RACIST
MAKES FOOD, AND SAYS "LET'S TASTE THIS"

PAULA DEEN'S A MOTHAFUCKIN RACIST
MAKES FOOD, AND SAYS "LET'S TASTE THIS"

PAULA DEEN'S A MOTHAFUCKIN RACIST
MAKES FOOD, AND SAYS "LET'S TASTE THIS"

I was the stand-in for Brian in every episode, because of my huge resemblance.

Now you've gone and made me nostalgic for the people who used to post incorrect Carlin quotes on my Facebook feed all the time.