Ding Harder

They don't allow you to have peas in here.

The second rule is: "No Smoking".

FUCK SYNERGY

Meh, too much cleanup.

All of us.

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Nick Searcy has made fun of himself pretty well. Doesn't make up for everything, of course, but pobody's nerfect.

It can't be the third thing, because the third thing relies on the second thing being true, which makes two Trues.

Shut the fuck up, Torgo.

You're probably tired from receiving compliments on your avatar/username.

Rite?

Correct spelling is a war on dummies.

You're out of my will.

The closing credit music that Four Tet did for Quantum of Solace is titled "Crawl, End Crawl".

Terriers.

Ret ready ror Ricki, Raggy!

Like a piano made of frozen Windex.

*Hulu gets spruced up for its big date with Happy Endings*

*gives you five bucks*