Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat, and cats are food.

I like Scott's Moriarty a lot (though I get why he's polarizing). But even I don't want him to come back.

Our respective tallies of the first two seasons differ slightly, but I suspect the third served neither of us well.

Probably the most heated content-related debate I've been in at the AV Club centered on my position that Sherlock was superior to Elementary, mostly due to having loftier ambitions and relative freedom from the hoary cliches that American network shows are obliged to honor.

"Okay Sherlock, I think we're past the point of you being too proud to say the 'w'…"

in-jokes are fine in the background, but there was no real foreground in the third season

Pick an eye to look at, and don't blink.

Pushups make armsense. Squats make legsense. And crunches, well…

Ontario currently has a Prime Minister!

I heard Joe Lo is secretly pregnant, so production was often delayed because they had to shoot a lot of his scenes with a double and CGI his head on top. My source is pretty solid.

Geez Louise.

I'm doubling up on this comment, but Prentice Penny just announced that he's leaving Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and that countdown website that the Happy Endings writers tweeted a while ago is three days away from hitting zero.

Hello, people.

*slaps seant203*

My -asms generally end with some -ism.

Her "Erinn Hayes" makeup job was so seamless I'm still not convinced it wasn't CGI trickery.

This like when Tara got shot, only worse.

Surprised the review doesn't mention the Drew Barrymore cameo.

[[Me Too!]]

When that fine gentleman passes, it's going to be the 9/11 of the internet.