Yeah Hudson, get your shit together.

It takes a village to replace a Shaw.

I was assuming the team would be tracking down Skip the Demon from Angel. As it turns out, that is not what they meant.

Idiot ball plot points are so endemic in this show — usually from Reese — that I've come to just grudgingly tolerate them now, like a boring guest star or a villain with a terrible accent.

Seeing Shaw in the opening graphics when she's not on the show anymore is like being a former smoker who only gets to have one a month now.

ACTOR SWAPS
Coulson <> Boyd
Hunter <> Tim
Bobbie <> Natalie Zea
Agent Fakename McMeme <> Marshal Nicehat Shootsalot
Skye <> Loretta
FitzSimmons <> Dewey Crowe and Ellen May
Patton Oswalt Clones <> Wynn Duffy
Colonel Mustache <> Patton Oswalt
Skye's dad <> Quarles
Mack <> Choo-Choo
Fury <> Limehouse
May <> Ava
Edward James Olmos <>…

(girl)

And she kills on that show, as does pretty much everyone else.

The owls are not what they seem.

The Stones look like Jeff Buckley, the Doors look like Paul Rudd, and the Ramones look like Zaeed from Mass Effect 2.

I know nothing about this Durst fellow, but after watching The Staircase what I do know is that no matter how much money I have, I never, ever, ever, ever, ever want to be in a situation where my future is in the hands of a jury.

I can, but that's only because I have a staff of eight people recording you at all times, so your point still stands in principle.

My name is little Bongo
This line is very long-go
I guess if I want gassy food
I'll go and visit Mongo

*Jimmy Pardo tweets Susan Sarandon's home address*

Avengers,
My brother and me think you are so cool.
Do you have a director? There is two of us.
Yours,
Joe

1) Have Kid Cudi kidnapped and take over his job on Comedy Bang Bang
2) Rockford Files reboot
3) Arthur Childrens spinoff
4) okay, I'm out of ideas.

The terrifying part (for me, anyway) of improvised comedy: that moment when your brain makes you say something it's been thinking about before you have a chance to consider the circumstances and recognize that you'd really rather not say it.

If I was in their marketing department I would make damned sure that copies of everything were sent to Adam Reed, Lucky Yates, and whoever the life model for Krieger was. With no explanation of any sort. Preferably hand-delivered by people in suits with sunglasses and earpieces.

My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfrenjensenjen.

I was going to make my list, but I spent five minutes unable to choose a preference between 2 and 3, so I gave up. (Although season 2 does have "Hot Enough for You?", which is my number one ep.)