Were there never any season three reviews here, or have they vanished en masse from the site?

Well, Sy plans to take Chief to see Oprah, Owen can't have orgasms, Cat won't let Val go on a plane because she's pregnant and might explode, and Glenn can't feel emotions anymore (even when Blake reads Anne Frank's diary to him).

The downside is that we're back to Reese's ability to teleport all over the city to appear at the last moment whenever someone else's predicament requires some muscle or bullets.

Michelle Monaghan.

*golf clap*

*presses Esc*

And both are terrible ideas for gimmick accounts.

Bullshit lets it go to voicemail, but never checks its messages.

When I moved to the west coast, most of that just happened organically.

*Spike Lee is unsure how to proceed, takes a nap*

I've been writing down some zingers from this Simpsons show I discovered recently. I plan to unleash one if and when the opportunity presents itself.

Emperor Norton.

I'd explain the reference to you
But the point is probly moot

Paget Brewster is as glorious and unspoiled as a remote mountain stream.

So you simultaneously Chang'd it and Britta'd it?

Because of the nature of the story (SHIELD in crisis) and the structure of the show (the team leads a leader, and the leader is the protagonist), we (and Gregg) seem to be stuck with Serious Coulson.

Breaking Bad owed no small part of its success to the same meathead demographic that loves Scarface (and probably finds Better Call Saul boring).

I can't even tell if the actor was good or not, the writing was so terrible. Bad, bad, bad creative decision for a show that has gotten pretty good at avoiding them since season one.

Edit: DAMMIT, that's twice today I made a joke someone's already made because I didn't look literally a few inches down the page.

If you send a fax from your car now, you can save Future You the trouble of having to go back in time.