Fucking hipster.

Wigdar is an instinctual function. You'd know that if you were affiliated with science.

Where I come from, we call that a "Larry Craig".

Your phallocentrism is destroying America.

Shut up! We didn't lose Vietnam! It was a tie!

*star wipe*

It's always night somewhere.

Me too, but that's why I like the cat videos.

So You Think You Still Matter, this fall on FOX.

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE

Bertrand Russell went to his grave trying to solve her.

"6611th"

"6611th"

Glass houses, sir or madam.

Bigfoot boots or GTFO

Probably just as well. I'm fine with never seeing that story get dumbed-down and diminished.

We know.

METAPHOR METAPHOR METAPHOR METAPHOR METAPHOR METAPHOR!

¿Qué?

DENNIS dummm…