She's always somewhere.

MobyisTVUgly

Pooping behind the Abandoned Luncheonette is on my bucket list.

Is there a Bartleby the Commenter signal we can light?

This fall on NBC: Danger Inspector

For one, he's stopped wearing roofie-detecting nail polish.

Jon Hamm's schedule has opened up recently…

One of them will be a plastic woman, but there won't be alt costumes or cool accessories and it'll be obvious they're only doing it out of twitter pressure.

I lost a fortune in cum futures.

They were his favorite band. We must always remember that.

Don't leave her around any sharp objects. Don't let her read any Proust. Never take her to the wild animal park. Never serve her red wine with fish. Blah blah blah blah blah.

I was going to write a couple of quick sentences about him if nobody else had, and now I'm glad you got here first.

I have identified a crucial problem with your plan.

You tried and failed.

*Pumpkin screams*

Winner gets a CBS deal, second place is a set of steak knives, third place shits themselves.

That escalated quickly.

"Chaining Shaggy up in the hole" sounds like a euphemism for something I don't wanna know about.

B to the E to the N-N-N
Gotta check out these pics and then check 'em again, after

I want them to be a team in the Cannonball Run reboot.