I'm Baman
I'm Piderman
I come ober da house
We're best friends

Mystery Men 2

This is a suicide note to tell you that I, Perd Hapley, have jumped from the window directly behind the desk on which you found this, my suicide note.

But it's not a very good penis nickname.

Because internet.

Interesting hypothesis. But Kanye prove it?

The fact that the job was with Angel Investigations was just one of life's little ironies.

Macon Spooge

The No Rhetoric Club

Men don't have to nourish a parasite for nine months and push it out through a too-small hole full of nerve endings so the species doesn't go extinct.

Cat Black

Subway is probably in the neutral camp, at least provisionally.

*Fry squint*

This ain't the parts of the eastern United States of sound.

C+ ep. And Cudi's dive over Sir Couchley was amazing.

The third thing is lots of bars.

Harry Truman was a guy
'Merica, Red China…

Waiting For Predator

I feel like a big part of why Venture Bros gets away with its pace of production is the scale of the ambition. It's a huge, rambling set of stories with philosophical investigations and weiner jokes. It's kind of Illuminatus! made by Star Wars kids.

I won't be doing that for a while yet, but I will be doing it.