Upvoted for noticing.

Tu ne sais pas que tu dois frapper le singe?

Est-elle drôle ou quoi?

I'm Paul F. Tompkins, but nobody recognizes me because I'm wearing my gym clothes.

I'm sorry, I only handle numbers here. You'll want to speak with the Meth Lab Shenanigans department.

Damn you, we had an unbroken streak.

You'd think it would be faster than usual, what with having a foot and all.

The AV Club
The other day it occurred to me how fucking weird I am, but hey, it's comfortable.

Seeing it written with the BU capitalized makes me want to pronounce it the way Tom Haverford says "bunnies".

Paul Scheer is crazy about that Squatty Potty. I assumed it related to residual trauma from his time with the Landmark Forum, but I recognized the value once I tried it myself.

How do you do all that without any arms?

I want my NYT obit to include the phrase "best known to most as the man who murdered normcore".

The scars across your knuckles are shaped like unfashionable glasses.

k

lol smh

ofc

yeah no tbh

Damn, I gotta catch up.

Most Outrageous Plot Armoring of a Titular Character

Okay, you win. We're monsters.