Yay, Bartleby and the Taco Bell Bell in the same day! It's good to be alive.

That's a Red-Headed Stranger.

What is it you hope to win? The purification of humor? A collective acquiescence to proclaiming your way of seeing the issue as the only acceptable position?

He didn't actually specify that the duct tape was for her, you know.

I understand you're trying to fight the good fight here. But if jumping on bog standard AVC jokes seems like a good use of your limited time, I would suggest you might look for better hills to battle for.

One thing for certain, I have never laughed so much from a memorial comment section in my life.

Someone will have to break the news to Oliver Subpodcasts.

Just found out elsewhere, wish I'd seen this thread first.

I just watched it on mute with the P&R theme playing. Aside from the music being ten seconds short, it's pretty great.

Don's suit in this promo material is a disaster. Roger's suit, also a disaster.

My favorite Matt Dillon performance is in Fishing With John. Apparently he did not get the humor and was not happy to be there, but somehow it still works.

Well, he did get beat up by cops for standing around, so that's an important step toward understanding the contemporary black experience.

"Maybe you are all donglovers for shaft!"

"You're from garbage people, and I'm just not comfortable with that."

Jewel Staite Deserves Better

SOME GIMMICKS WORK WELL IN SHORT-FORM BUT BECOME TIRING TO READ AFTER THE THIRD OR FOURTH PARAGRAPH.

Grosse Pointe Other Guy

RashIsTVUgly
WhitmanIsHWFat
ObamaIsDCLiberal

Similar downside, too.

Nilla, please.