Also where was this supposed money for nerds writing essays when I was in college?

Arson, murder, and jaywalking.

someone sent an anonymous letter to the president of the university alleging that the team was involved in a prostitution ring,

“I’ll allow your sick moves, but watch yourself McCoy!”

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Man, you really pissed a lot of Zelda diehards off. Kudos for saying what you feel.

...To be honest, this kind of kills any desire I had to play this game. I love LOZ but... just... having weapons made of glass? What were they thinking?

I love all these “no it doesn’t” coupled with all the “it just runs out of energy” replies.

The Master Sword breaks.

The Enhanced Edition of these are also easily moddable, with most of the old mods working for them.

Yeah. I thought it was embarrassing when I was 15...

The original is even better. A lot more fun cast of characters, for starters. Numenera is great, but you can’t beat the original.

Yes, but, unlike Baldur’s Gate (and especially Icewind Dale), there’s not a ton of combat and much of it can be avoided completely.

“This version doesn’t alter Planescape’s original text at all—other than a few edits supervised by the original game’s lead designer, Chris Avellone”

I’ve updated my journal.

This is great news! For some reason I’ve always found Planescape: Torment much harder to get running than I have the original Baldur’s Gate games, so this Enhanced Edition is far more of a necessary purchase for me.

Well, there goes some of my money! See you later, money!

I made this recipe over the weekend. It was incredible. I went the chocolate route and melted half a Hershey’s bar in there. Nerve-wracking (because ???), but I will never make Japanese curry without it. Also—I recommend that you boil potatoes and then throw them in the pan with carrots and onions. That way, they’re…