Saudi Arabia really is the America of the Middle East.

Can’t wait for his campaign ads.

Thank God Trump highlighted the fact that a guy running for the governor of Kansas is strong on border security. Kansans everywhere are goddamned tired of refugees from Nebraska, Missouri, Oklahoma, and Colorado being able to flood into their state unchecked.

And those people would be morons. 

TO didn’t just play any playoff game with a broken leg, it was the goddamn Super Bowl. If Andy Reid and Donovan McNabb hadn't figuratively and literally, respectively, barfed that game away, TO would have been the fucking MVP.

No one wants to talk to you, and smearing yourself in shit and screaming your lungs out isn’t going to change that. 

You know, if you tell the truth, you only ever have to tell one story.

While some say it may be unfair for black athletes to be progressive this statement echoed by this man at this time knowing what has been happening in the NFL & society since 2016 shows a level of tone deaf sunken place thinking that is unacceptable. One of his contemporaries essentially has lost his career for…

But since everything exists in context, Cadet Bone Spurs has a long, long track record of calling black men stupid and violent, especially when the evidence is right in front of everyone’s eyes that it’s wrong.

It’s cute that you believe Trumpism would have faded away had Hillary won. 

Eh, leave the politics aside (I don’t think Jordan’s too fond of Trump, either—MJ’s criticized him, though obliquely, once or twice). As far as I’m concerned, LeBron’s a more well-rounded player—he’s a better passer and has an inside game MJ never needed to develop—but Jordan still ranks as the most competitive a-hole…

Sarah Jeong is one of the best writers on the internet, and every person complaining about her tweets should have a court appointed guardian because they are too stupid to oversee their own affairs.

“Actually, there’s still no concrete evidence that Coach Meyer was directly told about any of this. The bottom line is, we need better parenting.”
- Ed Werder, probably

but you see he’s a DISTRACTION. if kaepernick spent less time protesting systemic racism in this country and more time [squints at notes]...getting accused of sexual assault he could have a chance. 

I feel that is a disrespectful as football players kneeling.

Elsewhere today, I read about another incident like this (maybe it was the same one, it seems to happen every goddamned day lately) and a Christian argument was presented, in which the idea of placing your hand over your heart while addressing the flag was idolatry, and therefore not befit for a person who puts Christ…

Are you protesting anything? “Yes, you and your ilk”

You ought hear these people scream about the PFDs, it’s fucking insane. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE NOT GIVING ME AS MUCH FREE MONEY AS LAST YEAR?!?”, all from lifelong small government Republicans who voted for trump and bemoan the evils of socialism, of course. (I live in Alaska, if that wasn't clear) 

its still real fucked up by how you need to go through this whole “well i love veterans and this country and everything about America but can we maybe do a little less genocide?” thing when protesting during the anthem. like, i dont love it, have complex but often negative evaluations of how “veterans” are fetishized…

People always ask me if I plan to go back to where I grew up. Nah, man. I left for a fucking reason. I am smart enough to make a living in a ridiculously expensive city just so I can avoid the dipshits I grew up around.