It doesn’t matter. If you’re an Evangelical, you can do that shit every day and God will forgive you before your head hits the pillow at night. Their God is a bit fucked up. Like they are.

I hope. We really need campaign finance reform, or else all these kids will accomplish is electing a wave of Democrats who rush in and start talking about “reaching across the aisle” before settling in to sit on their hands until they lose power again. Government by corporate bribery is bullshit and it leaves the…

The Statue of Liberty needs to be re-gifted to some other country at this point, because our country hasn’t been about that shit in a long time. At a minimum, we need to rename her and replace the poem with something that’s true for our country. I’m voting for the first verse of “Head Like a Hole” by the American poet…

Most of what you’re saying is spot-on, but the American Right Wing is not going anywhere. It has been “dying” since the late 1980's. The Washington Generals—um, I mean Democrats—just keep moving to the right, year-after-year. The next Republican President after Trump—in 2028, probably—will have us looking back to this…

Larry Nance, Jr. grew up in Akron. So at least one guy is psyched about living in Cleveland.

The President of the United States is an outraged Twitter user who gets paid for it. Deadspin writers are classier than that.

McGuffey’s Reader for Fuckwits needs to be mandatory reading for Americans so they can learn what all the Fuckwits are saying when they talk. It would clear up a lot of miscommunication.

Any player who has played for Thibodeau is damaged goods. Just add about 5 years to his chronological age. Thibodeau is a great assistant coach who is committing crimes against humanity as a head coach.

Don’t you mean “Butler plays for Thibodeau and will be a shell of himself in a year?”

This is all true. Why did they need Hinkie to pull off The Process? Just suck really bad and draft out of an NBA draft magazine of some kind. Probably would have ended up with Simmons and Embiid. Simmons, for sure. The Sixers should have gone without a GM for several years. Hell, they didn’t really need a coach,…

The Church decided long ago that God no longer talks back. Ever. Just sayin’.

Isn’t a “bear” a hairy gay guy? And we know “bare” is naked. Verdict = gay either way.

They still have a shot to compete for the U.S.A., right?

They still have a shot to compete for the U.S.A., right?

Kirk Herbstreit could come out of the booth and win the AFC East for Belichick and McDaniels.

I have no reason to think or post almost everything I post here, so you’re good (in my book).

Isn’t “sweetening a guy’s contract” after he has agreed to a contract with someone else called “tampering?”

Insurance companies are demonic. It’s stupid that the “solution” our rulers came up with was to prop up a shitty, demonic system.

Luck could use his left arm and have a better arm than Tebow.

It must. JMO.