It must. JMO.

All of those reasons existed before he agreed to take the job, didn’t they? Those are reasons to turn down the job, not reasons for a sudden change.

I kinda hope Belichick steals the 49ers job from Kyle Shanahan. That way, Shanahan gets to experience what he did to the world in the second half of that Super Bowl, and Tom Brady has to watch Jimmy GQ winning with his childhood team. It’s a colossal win-win.

I think it’s safe to assume that most of the people commenting here have been disowned and totally cut off from their families for life.

I guess you wouldn’t mind if somebody took selfies with your dead parents or kids? I mean, you wouldn’t want to get outraged or anything.

Good point. It took 2 hours for somebody to show some empathy. Not bad, considering the state of the country, I guess.

Bill has given New England everything. I don’t think the Butler thing was a great decision, but that team—Brady included—is nothing without Bill.

Those 2 plays only had a snowball’s chance in hell of being reversed because they went against the Patriots. The first play did not have enough evidence to overturn and the second play wasn’t even close. Of course, that hasn’t stopped the booth from reversing several calls in New England’s favor this year. I enjoyed…

Maybe the Dolphins will offer the Eagles a pair of firsts and three seconds for Foles and Ajayi before the deadline next year. That sounds about Dolphin enough.

The Eagles are one of the few teams that had an excuse to go with somebody other than Kaep. The teams sitting at home watching after losing 2 weeks ago should have thought about Kaep, IMO. I wish the Dolphins would have thought about Kaep, but they opted collectively to fuck a goat instead.

There was nobody within 5 yards of most of the New England receivers tonight. I’m pretty sure Cris Collinsworth could have passed for over 400 yards. Their coaching staff does not get enough credit.

U.S. legal tender is backed by the armed forces. I’m not a big bitcoin fan, and it is less likely to bring about world peace than to bring about the first mercenary army funded by techbros, but I’m just sayin’.

If one of my friends pulled that handshake shit more than once he would become an acquaintance by virtue of being a dumbass.

Zeus hurls lightning bolts better.

I have been to Europe and have spent time in several countries there, including Denmark, Sweden, Finland, France, Spain, Austria, The Czech Republic, Germany, and England (although they consider themselves separate). I don’t remember feeling hate from anybody. In several countries, people were curious to talk about…

Lobbyist spending looks pretty consistent from year-to-year. Are we supposed to pretend it’s okay when we like the President?

This was a singularly shitty election. The only glimmer of hope is that a candidate who initially angered his party’s establishment got elected. It is something that shows how powerful the people are, even if they’re painfully stupid. Let’s hope the Dems don’t move to the right in the next election for the sake of…

He might not serve any time at all. The judge still has a chance to fuck this up even more.

The judge will give him probation with time served. I don’t know if the probation will interfere with the cabinet position he is sure to get once the President gets wind of what he did.

That’s why we’re going to name our future currency the “ruble.”