It must. JMO.

All of those reasons existed before he agreed to take the job, didn’t they? Those are reasons to turn down the job, not reasons for a sudden change.

I kinda hope Belichick steals the 49ers job from Kyle Shanahan. That way, Shanahan gets to experience what he did to the world in the second half of that Super Bowl, and Tom Brady has to watch Jimmy GQ winning with his childhood team. It’s a colossal win-win.

Bill has given New England everything. I don’t think the Butler thing was a great decision, but that team—Brady included—is nothing without Bill.

Those 2 plays only had a snowball’s chance in hell of being reversed because they went against the Patriots. The first play did not have enough evidence to overturn and the second play wasn’t even close. Of course, that hasn’t stopped the booth from reversing several calls in New England’s favor this year. I enjoyed…

Maybe the Dolphins will offer the Eagles a pair of firsts and three seconds for Foles and Ajayi before the deadline next year. That sounds about Dolphin enough.

The Eagles are one of the few teams that had an excuse to go with somebody other than Kaep. The teams sitting at home watching after losing 2 weeks ago should have thought about Kaep, IMO. I wish the Dolphins would have thought about Kaep, but they opted collectively to fuck a goat instead.

There was nobody within 5 yards of most of the New England receivers tonight. I’m pretty sure Cris Collinsworth could have passed for over 400 yards. Their coaching staff does not get enough credit.

If one of my friends pulled that handshake shit more than once he would become an acquaintance by virtue of being a dumbass.

Zeus hurls lightning bolts better.

I have been to Europe and have spent time in several countries there, including Denmark, Sweden, Finland, France, Spain, Austria, The Czech Republic, Germany, and England (although they consider themselves separate). I don’t remember feeling hate from anybody. In several countries, people were curious to talk about…

Lobbyist spending looks pretty consistent from year-to-year. Are we supposed to pretend it’s okay when we like the President?

This was a singularly shitty election. The only glimmer of hope is that a candidate who initially angered his party’s establishment got elected. It is something that shows how powerful the people are, even if they’re painfully stupid. Let’s hope the Dems don’t move to the right in the next election for the sake of…

He might not serve any time at all. The judge still has a chance to fuck this up even more.

The judge will give him probation with time served. I don’t know if the probation will interfere with the cabinet position he is sure to get once the President gets wind of what he did.

That’s why we’re going to name our future currency the “ruble.”

The United States is not a moral society and the United States is not a just society. Many of us are fine people, but that doesn’t make a society.

Whatever ideals this country may pretend to uphold, money is the most important thing by far, especially when measured against something as trivial as the autonomy of women or children. This is America, and God bless it.

To clarify, I’m not sure what notority is, but it seems desirable!

As the coach says, the sport gave her all her notority. How can anyone even argue with that?