Wouldn’t it be nice? The only way the government ever functions again is if the Democrats become the conservative party and a new party rises up on the left after the Republicans all go to prison. That is to say “never.” Both parties would rather burn the country to the ground.

P.S. I fucking love The Jesus Lizard.

The only thing that will merit the death penalty from the NCAA is giving some kind of benefit to student-athletes.

That’s fair. No bulldozing! People need to lose their jobs, though.

I’d bulldoze it anyway. If they reply within 4 business days, they’ll get a warning.

Some of us have hated the Patriots since Steve Grogan was your QB. The winning has just made it worse. It has nothing to do with not being you and everything to do with who you are.

People in the center reserve their worst vitriol for people to the left of them, but it’s usually a lot more intelligent-sounding than the usual right wing craziness. I guess that earns points for acting civilized.

Calais Campbell could always Tannehill his knee early next week.

It’s important to note that the current attorney general loves him some 1924 immigration law.

Shanahan threw the Super Bowl to ensure the Jimmy GQ era would never begin in New England.

That tends to happen when your “floor general” has a signature move of dribbling out the shot clock in isolation. That was a great strategy for 2002.

I was trying to figure that one out, myself.

Those “shoves” wouldn’t have knocked over a toddler who wanted to remain standing.

Who is responsible for Hillary staying home instead of, you know, campaigning in battleground states right before the election?

A lot of people start by abusing somebody’s prescription pills. In early addiction, they scrape together all the pills they can. Eventually, they find out that heroin is a lot cheaper.

Yep. Repealing the Fairness Doctrine on top of 50 years of the Southern Strategy has led to a reality anyone could have predicted.

Right. It’s funny how Republicans build careers on being unrealistic. They aim for the stars, and their voters reward them for it. They don’t get everything they aim for, but they do run the country. Democrats, on the other hand, enjoy telling voters to “grow up.”

Dems gave up on that in the early 1970's. They’re on the same side as the Republicans in the class war, they’re just more clever about it because they’re more rational. I’m not saying the 2 parties are the same: rational is far preferable. I am saying that Democrats reserve their worst vitriol for people who take the…

Add in the temporarily stalled Republican war on higher education, as well. The prosperity act and more stupid shit is in the pipeline to discourage Americans from even seeking the skills to compete.

The NFL should take one for the team here and sell the Panthers to Trump on the condition that he resign the Presidency immediately.