Fun fact: this is how you audition for a role in Trailer Park Boys.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Agreed. Megan’s flip-flop take is monstrous. For starters, do NOT buy $5 flip flops. Those things are sure to be painful and stiff as a board. Go for something comfy and durable (Reefs/Rainbows) which will last for years(!!!). Also, the fuck you talking about flip flops should only be worn on sand? Flip flops are the…

no offense to these substitutes, but i hate them all so far.

European fuel prices are part of why they have good public transit.

The fact that Rick and Skip came from the same household is mind boggling. Rick seems like a cool dude.

You know what you did.

I honestly blame Nextdoor for this. Nextdoor is a cesspool of racism, racial profiling and generally “I can’t mind my own business even though this doesn’t affect me, but the world revolves around me so I’m going to pretend that it does.” And these fools rile each other up, they stir one another’s anxieties and fears…

Let’s be honest. She called because she asked for a rib and they didn’t share.

There’s plenty of time for him to masturbate about it now, isn’t there?

I bet she’s going to end up playing a planet

Double plot twist: She’s Captain Mar-Vell

One things for sure, if the Avengers had managed to settle their differences and come together in time to face Thanos, Tony wouldn’t have gotten saddled with Peter “I’m gonna ruin the plan and get half the fucking universe killed because I’m a dipshit with no impulse control” Quill.

I have a few reasons that I doubt this will happen right away.

I don’t know what the deal is with old white people. I threatened to kick an old white guys ass on the Blue Line coming from Ohare because he was harassing a young Indian girl. Surrounded by Colonizers who just watched him bully her. Went Warriors on him. Told him I’d shove his cane up his ass and turn him into a…

Nebula and Tony probably have a rendezvous with Kraglin first.  

The only two disappointments I had with this film were: I wanted someone to say “No shit, Sherlock”

Yeah, my current pet theory is that Dr. Strange forced Thanos into the Mirror Universe on Titan, so anything that happens after that is an illusion. Prior to that - Heimdall, Loki, Gamora, they’re toast.

100% in Guardians 3. 0% in Avengers 4. It is known.

I was noodling around on one of those lost cash websites when I found that the State of CA owed me money. So I applied for it, and a couple weeks later got a check for three cents.