This was really justperfect kinja.

Man, now i miss Don Zimmer...

HERO.

“I am not a fan of baseball”

Someone needs to explain to Magary that you pick up the shirt and find the collar or the tag, flip your hands to that certain place you figured out since you were 4, then once you put your head through the hole you automatically know where the arm holes are.

I think I could evade Anton Chigurh for 24 hours in the Pentagon. It’s the world’s largest office building. 6.6 million square feet! Two and a half times the size of the Empires State Building. Chigurh is terrifying and unkillable, but that’s just a fucking huge amount of space for one man to cover.

IT’S ADAM AND EVE. NOT ADAM AND CHEESE

Don’t forget the last lap when they all stand for the true Confederate flag!

84% of white people killed each year are victims of other white people.

nothing says “i love my country” as much as when these morons pull put their battle flags from a failed rebellion of their great great great grandpappy. but they love america!

But Boston sports fans aren’t racist! It’s those crazy black players making stuff up to feel special!

It’s deeply regrettable, but West Virginia has really capitalized on the opportunity to live up to its worst stereotypes.

I worked for a large corporation a few years ago.

looting has begun in some areas

That is a recipe for an epic Norovirus outbreak that will kill little kids and the elderly.

Three and a half million people? That’s a lot of cruise ships.

Puerto Rico has a larger population than 20 of the US States.

I think the US might better make preparations for mass migration from Puerto Rico to the mainland (in addition to rebuilding the island).

The Associated Press does report that local officials have “praised” the Trump administration’s response

remember when chip Kelly took over the eagles or when the bills “looked good”? no, the rams have nothing. their Gatorade water coolers are filled with paper towels soaked in stadium run off and urinal puddles.

I asked them for some delicious flatbread, but they told me they had naan.

"Take my wife, please. You know, because people say 'Take my wife,' then describe something she does. But they're talking about their wives, not mine. I'm just asking you to take her. Because I don't want her around me. So, please take my wife."