Ant-man fails to crawl up Thanos’ butt because Thanos closed up his anus when he used the gauntlet to read all the reddit threads about himself. 

Or Don Cheadle meeting Terrance Howard?  Mind. Blown.

The best compliment I ever received was from my indian father-in-law when my mother-in-law asked if some food she made was too spicy.

Thank you Mr/Ms Pedant. 

King in the North =/= King of the North

you’re in luck.  she definitely says Ni.  

The credits should always be shawarma. Because shawarma is good. Also, theaters should serve shawarma. Because shawarma would be a tastier thing to eat while watching movies than popcorn. 

i made and ate egg and pepper sandwiches all weekend.

martin could easily keep us out of Bran’s thoughts.

I think Jamie is going to kill Cersei, becoming Azor Ahai reborn, then he will kill the Night’s King, thus turning the term “Kingslayer” from Epithet to Honorific. 

There it is. The endgame. Jaime’s ultimate redemption. He will kill his sister, then use the sword to kill the Knight’s King, completing his redemption arc as Kingslayer goes from Epithet to Honorific.

I think he can raise all dead, but only fairly recently animated corpses.  Long dead corpses will be too decomposed to hold together. I think.

yes, but not at all.  

*gives side eye*

it’s a popular lent thing. 

i really need to stop reading the takeout.  all you guys do is make me hungry/hangry.

great. now i want a pepper and egg sandwich.

nice hearty rye bread fried in bacon grease will make you happily welcome your future heart attack. 

well, fuck me. It looks like there’s some taco john’s not too far from here. maybe i will have to give them a (new) shot.

so, seasoned tots?