so, she...trafficked the child?

16 game road trip! (plus preseason!)

This!

I’m more interested in getting a haters guide to the williams sonoma catalog.  

The weirdest true story you’re ever going to get on Obama already came out. It’s that he’s an inveterate cigarette smoker.

That’s why I only drink beer that is certified to include bits of isinglass.

mmm...isinglass.

troll.

i’m burning the rest of the balance on my app, then done.

This whole schultz freak out thing is weird.

I do like Rob Ryan.  He’s like the love child of Walter and the Dude.

Nah. Column writing AI has just advanced enough to spit out columns that can plausibly be attributed to Drew. But there are signs that this is fake. Note the lack of random, unnecessarily CAPITALized words. The lack of the use of the word BIG. Etc.

he still owes us a Haters Guide to the William Sonoma Catalog.

I was going to be all nonchalant and hit you with the sarcastic “cool story bro”.

emphasis on “solid”

he did that on twitter already.

*kisses drew’s ass*

also, people and automobiles and animals touch those metal rails at times.  

take your star.

been there, done that.