6. You keep publicly insulting the people you’re negotiating with.

don’t forget that he repeatedly insulted the people he’s supposed to be negotiating with on twitter and elsewhere. 

amazing that she even remembered the White Sox exist. 

What about the Washington GENERALS?

I’m going to have to start thinking about dropping netflix. Losing all the marvel stuff is...not good.

Looks like America is finally imprisoning itself.

I know, right?  They did a way better job than any of the other people who took on the ‘bag. 

FUCK YOU.

He should play one more year, retire from College Football, hire an agent, then spend what would be his junior year training. 

And on January 20, netflix will announce the punisher will NOT return.

No sane person would flush gold down a toilet, nor would one consume gold-encrusted meat,

mildly?

I think Lauren’s just speculating, but I’m guessing she’s also quite correct.  

kind of weird that flacco wasn’t elite enough to keep a wide receiver from taking his job...

Musk is a rejected james bond villain.

YAY!

bye felicia.

*forced sodomy* aka *sexual assault/rape*

holy fucking shit.

ouch. you got me. what a burn.  lol