Seriously, though.  That sounds like something someone says at a wake. 

Gotta be a Williams Sonoma catalog induced coma.

1. Tyler is disgusting.

Thank you. Now we can let our imaginations run wild.

Fondue is just expensive nachos for rich white people who can’t handle jalapenos.

This is the same institution that endorsed the cheetolini, so of course they’d hire hugh freeze.  I hear they’re opening up a strip club/chapel next so you can pray right after sinning. 

PETA’s just interested in stunts to get attention. They’re not really interested in helping animals. 

PETA’s racist, homophobic, and ableist. 

He’s working those restrooms in the park day and night. 

That’s a lot suckin’.

Thiel only accepts the blood of virgins. 

oh, I can remember.  

Praise jeebus!

the new joint at the Source is good. Even their burnt ends are good.

The KKK would.  Seems like the proud boys get their inspiration from the klan.

He may have also introduced any number of germs that could devastate the population of the island. 

Bortles been hitting the bottles, again?

So, like most families in america?

what?  never heard of that.

yard decorations.