mail-order russian bride. who won’t have sex with him. so, incel.

Stephen Miller is a top level appointee of the administration. As such, one should consider the first amendment:

I used to worry that Mike Pence would actually be worse.

Did The Incredibles 2 give you a boner as well, Ashley?

maybe you should drive faster than 4 miles per hour.

no, it’s not. Nobody gives a shit about you, texas. You are the kings of delusion.

about that newsletter.

i’m gonna do this shit.

sorry.

Illinois has a pretty good county game.

The next time I go to an automobile dealership, I’m bringing my kids. Before entering, I will calmly tell them to do whatever the fuck they want to do. I will give each of them 10 $1 bills (for the vending machines) and unleash hell. Then I will forget they exist until I’m ready to leave. Dad? Who’s that?

That’s Russia’s endgame, you know.

anyone can attempt to run for public office, no matter how disgusting they may be.

It’s almost guaranteed that it’s paternal unit molested it and that it’s paternal unit beats its maternal unit on a routine basis, though the maternal unit could also have been involved in the abuse.

*more valid

DJ Qualls did not age well. Also, meth is bad, mmkay.

Could be worse. A Publix employee could have put cum on the cake.

not everyone has a costco membership?

This is Major League, except real.

The police also needed to figure out how to apologize for arresting her.