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This was literally my first thought when I read that part: OMG PLEASE send them over here!! Those things don’t grow on trees! Let a girl live!!

I was really confused by her attempt to make a point with that. I’d be pumped.

Came here to say this. I’d *love* free sex toys. Please, right wing nut jobs, send them my way so long as they’re new!

I dunno. I think if everyone sent them ball gags, we’d be doing the world a favour.

I think if you send them shit, there really isn’t any court (with a jury) that would find you guilty of aiding and abetting.