I think we both know Trixie will never be happy.

I’m def team Midwife on this. I couldn’t bring myself to care about all those rich people and I couldn’t fathom why the servants did. I watched a few episodes of DA and all I remember thinking is “I wonder if Dame Maggie Smith has realised she’s in a soapie”.

I didn’t know anything about this before this Jez article (because I’m 44) but I read Natalie’s essay and just... holy shit, kids. Why are you like this?

This is totally unrelated but I felt like unloading. I think a friend is lying about having had cancer. He is supportive and generally a good person, but only when he remembers you which is rare. His worst sins up until a couple years ago was being ridiculously late and standing me up. Then he ghosted me and my friend…

One night, while wearing my white nightgown, I returned to bed where my partner was already asleep. He suddenly wakes, screaming in terror at me. It was so sudden and unexpected, I started screaming back at him. For a brief moment we were both in a horror movie. Fun times.

In addition to the other works mentioned, there’s a somewhat obscure (except to Lit majors) Victorian novel called The Woman in White by Wilkie Collins. It’s simultaneously a really creepy gothic ghost story/mystery and an even more creepy snapshot of bizarre Victorian-era madonna-whore issues around female identity.

Thanks, Brock. Go back to your parents’ new place. We sure as hell didn’t want your sexual offending ass here in Oakwood.

Look, HIS KID CAN’T ENJOY STEAK ANYMORE. Labor Day weekend just passed, this is a very hard time for the Turner family. Poor Brock had to eat a hotdog and potato salad while everyone else enjoyed a nice tri-tip.

Well the trail just began, so all of the evidence hasn’t been presented yet. Doesn’t matter what you think at this point, the prosecution has to prove, beyond reasonable doubt, that the baby was born alive, and then prove that she willfully killed the baby. This article is REALLY light on details- I wouldn’t draw any…

Okay, that’s super funny.

Well, he feels bad, see, but not enough to take any responsibility or make any statements that could lead to lawsuits and losing all the money he’s made.

Shut up, Brock.

He gayed away the pray! Good for him!

I know you’re probably kidding but just a friendly reminder that what you wear should never determine your sexual orientation, gender expression, or gender identity. Jewelry, makeup, etc is for everyone and it is impossible to determine one’s sexual orientation or gender expression from that. By implying that a man…

“Of the Target Mossimos” is my favorite new Jezebel Thing. I hope it never goes away. 

It been a long time since I’ve seen a photo so heavily photoshopped.

Im glad that insanely hot, white millionaire is doing OK.

“of the Target Mossimos”

EVERYTHING and every sentence you wrote is 100% spot-on. Been on that path for 25 years now and working on a complete career do-over. The corporate world is a complete trap and a sham.

I dislike him for the same reason I dislike Beto O’Rourke. He’s just some dude with no qualifications, no notable successes, and no big policy idea, just like, I’m young white and goodlooking for a politician, I could be president, right?