“No, don’t put words in my mouth, Ben. I had a very broad sentence. See, this is exactly what happens and why things are really broken. You don’t listen and you put words in people’s mouth.” When Jacobs responded that he was simply trying to clarify, Handel said “No, you really weren’t.” Seems like a nice lady!

All I have to say is, if my butthole looked like a magical entrance to a tropical cave like in the picture above, I’d show it to anyone, any time, and charge for it.

yeah, sure, and Dylann Roof killed nine black churchgoers because someone once cut him off on the highway, too. Sure. Totally. Right on.

lol can we please make “WHAT IS MOON?” the new HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

go jon! go you!

“No, most likely the primary control knob is the ocean waters and this environment that we live in,” he said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL no.

She could have been holding a knife because she was barbecuing in the backyard! She could have been holding a knife because she was afraid of the burglar she called them about (yes, mental issues, I know, but...)! IT’S NOT ILLEGAL TO HOLD A KNIFE.

that is the best description of their mindset/ignorance I’ve heard in months. I may steal. thank you for that!

i feel you 100%. <3

not to me, but if it’s brand new or just increased x’es in size, get it checked out for sure!

tom petty free fallin’

Yeah I mean they are losing people to universal because if Harry Potter land. So.... Yeah.

A fair point. I have mixed feelings about this verdict. She is obviously a terrible, horrible person, but like...how will this new precedent be used, and against whom, and in which cases? Like, I doubt they’re going to go after every 4chan asshole who comments on bodypositive insta accounts, telling fat people to “go…

I want Alexis Bledel’s Emily to return so badly next season. She was a definite highlight.

last year on average there was one mass shooting per day. We just don’t hear about any of them anymore unless multiple people die and/or a famous person is involved. Or if the perpetrator is brown, because yeah.

i hope that the next time I cast a vote for woman for president, it’s for her, and she wins. DREAMS.

that’s fair, but she’s smart as a whip. Unlike fucking trump, if she somehow were made president tomorrow she would study up and be great, I think.

I don’t think she’s going to push him at all. She has a few very friendly pics with him on social media where they look chummy. She’s trying to stir up crap and ratings with this interview, but I guarantee she’s not going to push back on him too hard. She may look at him quizzically, but she’s too much of a coward to…

Fuck that excuse. The guy ran for president for like 2 years, he had plenty of time to study up on the basics of how the fucking FBI works (or, like, any information at all about the world).